My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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hand in the cockie jar..........!An ex girlfriend of mine caught me abusing myself once.....So she said words to the effect how dare you when you have a perfectly good girlfriend she then shagged the hell out of me!. I said thanks afterwards it was the only response I could think of.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 19:17, Reply)
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