My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Almost a double catch....Me and my girlfriend (who will remain anonymous) live a long way apart, and as we don't exactly get any physical contact, we have to improvise over the internet as best we can. Well, I had my webcam up, and inevitably it ended up pointing downwards. As she watched me knock one off, she reliably informed me that she was also pleasuring herself. Then, after a few minutes, of course, my mum had to come up the stairs, didn't she? With the famed caught-in-the-act reflexes, I managed to get up and pull my pants back up, although my being on the other side of the room (further from the door) and the webcam's mysterious downwards angle must have been a bit suspicious. After she'd gone, we managed to get going again, only for my girlfriend's mum to walk in on her seconds later. Fortunately neither of us actually got caught though....
Oh, and another one, although not very original, I managed to fire one off in my bedroom one day, whereupon the window cleaner appeared outside about 3 minutes later. Very near miss....
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 19:51, Reply)
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