My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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deadly true and not made up at allOne morning my little brother was listening to Ice Cream van music in his headphones. Imagine his surprise when he opened his eyes and found a steaming hot cup of spunk next to the bed!
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moonjam, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 19:56,
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