My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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So I'm sitting in my room at the age of 15..Enjoying a nice hand shandy, The Stereo is on and for some reason I will never remember the door is open.
Possibly so I can hear anyone coming up the stairs, obviously this genius plan was ruined by the radio being on.
Anyway it walks my little brother of 11. Well the look on his face will be etched into my mind forever.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 20:26, Reply)
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