My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Ooooh Also..There was the time that I woke up at 4am after a night of drinking on the town.. only to find the bed covers off me and my now flacid penis still in my hand.
Seems I had decided to have a quick one off the wrist whilst drunk and fell asleep during it.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 20:28, Reply)
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