My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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the other of all disturbing wank storiesmy best friend used to have a roomate. note the operative phrase "used to." the roomate had a cat. (keep reading, it's only marginally disturbing and doesn't involve bestiality-- i don't think!)
anyway the cat was in heat, really tremendously bad, but the roomate was one of those types who didn't believe in 'fixing' animals--spaying or neutering them.
apparently, he discovered through a vet (?!) that there is a way to manually get the cat off using a prop. so my friend awoke one day to the sound of a cat in heat getting off, and opened his bedroom door to find his roomate basically masturbating the cat with something-don't remember if he said it was a Q-tip cotton swab or what. not even a bottle of wine first.
there ya go. commence vomiting.
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 20:56, Reply)
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