Wanktastic!
Some great stories here.

Two pump chump...

A recent incident (last night) not really wanking but being wanked. My gf was tossing me off in her parents spare bedroom as she didn't like giving me head, as she always thought it might "taste funny". Anyway, lying bollock naked, being careful not to make too much noise, my gf suddenly, and without warning decided to suck my boaby. I let out a "gWaARgh!" and started spewing a massive amount of testicular dairy into her mouth. Her dad then burst in to see what I was doing to his daughter, she shits herself, and sprays my cum all over me. I was nearly sick, and she just pissed herself lauging. Her Dad dissapeared very quickly, and has been making subtle jokes ever since in the presence of everyone!



Oh, AND a former collegue of mine was sharing a hotel room with a collegue from Newcastle at a conference in London. This guy was a prick, lets call him Frodo. Very letcherous, evil gobshite. The kind of person who delighted in telling us about his wanking obsession. Anyway, the story goes that he got pissed at this conference and made his way back to the hotel room to have a quick rattle of the vagina miner. Upon entering the room he became aware of the geordie shagging a rather lovely lady. Still aroused, instead of leaving he started cracking one off. He didn't think though, and got so excited he wanted a better view. Just as he gets to within 2 feet of the bed, he shot his bolt - all over the geordies back! He got the shit kicked out of him and had to ask the cleaning lady to get his stuff back. He was off work for 2 days due to the injuries. Serves him right, wanker!

Apologies for the mess
(stav999999, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 21:37, Reply)