My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Hostels in LondonI've also been told by SWMBO that when she was living in one particular hostel in Kensington and Chelsea, frequented mainly by members of the Civil Service, there was one particular member who liked to wander down the corridor, copy of razzle in one hand and percy in the other. Still he always used to wear the regulation shirt and tie, along with nicely polished brogues. So that was alright then!!!
(, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 21:46, Reply)
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