My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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What a great excuse to trot out some snopes-style Urban Myth!but instead I'll recount a French lesson back in the day. One of my classmates (who I'm told is quite a successful popular musician these days) was spotted by the teacher having a fiddle. So teacher purposefully missed the wastepaper basket with a ball of paper and asked the culprit to please put the paper in the bin...
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PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Fri 4 Jun 2004, 0:19,
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