My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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My friend from collegeHe’s the quiet type and doesn’t talk about wanking at all, but he let this one slip...
He had found his dads porno videos and decided that it would be a good idea to watch them. So he gets the first one out. All ready he’s sitting there cock in hand tissues out all ready to go, presses play but nothing happened, does it again but still nothing happened. So a bit disappointed he goes over to the video player pressed eject and nothing comes out. Very worried by now about his famaly coming home and him being there nakie with his dads porno stuck in the main house TV. He goes and gets a screwdriver and opens the case up and finds that this porno is jammed in there so tight that he cant get it out. Now he knows hes really up shit-creek.
So he unplugs everything and hides it in the loft. I don’t know how he ever explained a missing VCR player and one of his dads pornos missing to his family. And I know for sure he wont be letting it happen again because he now has a video-tv combo all in the same box.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 0:55, Reply)
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