My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Things you don't need to know and so on,When I first moved in with my boyfriend, my mother came to visit. When she sat on my bed, my vibrator, which had been stashed under the pillow turned on. When she moved the pillow and saw what it was, she ecxlaimed " Your father and i have been using one togther for years". Severe psych. damage done, I wasn't able to enjoy a vibe for 6 months after that.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 4:54, Reply)
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