My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Under the table ...A croupier mate of mine was temporarily transfered to another casino for two weeks. While at this club, he witnessed the following.
It seems some dirty old bastard had gone into the club with some dirty young whore. While sat at a black jack table, the aforementioned slapper polished the old man's old man under the table. The first everyone knew about it, was when the dealer on that table wandered into the staff room with his trousers coated in the coffin dodger's geriatric man milk.
Casinos are dead glamourous aren't they?
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 8:20, Reply)
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