My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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The after rave tugNot really a disaster, but some of you must remember the after raving/clubbing tug when you were single. You know the one.... after a night on speed and pills, it would take you ages just to get a stiffy (thats if your nob hadn't shrivelled away), then you would proceed to crack one off. The only problem was that 9 times out of 10 you would never cum and end up falling asleep with your cock in your hand!!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 9:16, Reply)
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