My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Kidsleepy's story reminded me of thisOnce I shared a house which also had a resident Siamese (non-conjoined) cat. One day I noticed that he was spending rather a long time washing his lower regions.
Looking down, I could see that he had a rather large (for a cat of his size) feline stiffy and was obviously enjoying self-fellatio with his rough tongue.
So I playfully blew on his kitty member, and nearly lost an eye as he tried to insert claws into my face! Cats don't have a sense of humour........
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 10:41, Reply)
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