My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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jealous matesWhilst on a friday night club sess with about six mates, i pulled a bird and went back to my mates house, i was downstairs with the girl all the others hadn't pulled ha ha, just getting down to it in his living room when my mate the owner of the property kicks the door in with balaclava gun and say "break yoself fool" shooting the ceiling with his blank firing gun bird who was about to give me a polish shits herself and runs clothes in hand screaming, friends piss themselves, i saw the funny side in the end, DOH no polish
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 11:16, Reply)
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