My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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song lyrics...quoted from Kevin Bloody Wilson's song "I gave up wankingthismorning"
And once, me grandmother caught me,
wanking meself in me room,
and to her surprise, I just shut me eyes,
and imagined her standing there Nude.
So.. If you say you don't wank you're a liar,
and a fool if you say that you do,
so next time you see, prince Charles on TV,
Remeber he wanks himself too!!
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 4 Jun 2004, 11:46,
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