My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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...when I was younger I used to sometimes look into the keyhole from my room into the kitchen. when my 45 year old foster mum made food in the summertime, she usually had a short skirt and a small bikini... I used to wank so hard my doorknob got jizzed. I had to wait until my hardon had dissapeared so I could clean it with a paper towel from the kitchen ;)
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 11:46, Reply)
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