My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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Nice bloke, shame about the wankingI was in school with a bloke notorious for his wanking adventures.
He went on holiday, nicked some poor girl's pants from the balcony next door and filled them with a surprise for her.
He had a house party and just about every surface in his house was covered in a layer of spunk, including his guitar and a t-shirt he lent someone following a puking accident.
Perhaps the worst instance of his preoccupation with fiddling with himself was when he was reminded that he'd wanted to make Princess Diana the object of his 'affections'. What prompted this to surface from his memory?
Her funeral procession.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 12:41, Reply)
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