My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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I gotcaught by my mum while trying to fuck a pillow (I got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower), then I man-milked the keyboard causing my PC to short-circuit and knock out the mains for the whole street. Next door there was a lady using her mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed her mother.
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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 14:33,
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