My Wanking DisastersEver been caught by your mum? Or tried to fuck a pillow and got the spongey bits stuck to your bell-end creating a strange new flower? What about the time you man-milked the keyboard causing your PC to short-circuit and knocking out the mains for the whole street? Maybe you're a lady and you were using your mobile phone as a vibrator and accidentally dialed your mother? Tell us your stories and we'll tell the world.
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rob, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 17:23)
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leicester park toilets again....having read sparkehs post it reminded me of a very similar incident.....possibly the very same perpetrator (perp)...a friend of mine was pissing in some park toilets I think nelson mandella park in leicester) and noticed that the man stood next to him at the urinals was infact wanking and staring in his direction....this didn't please him too much....needless to say that on leaving the toilets the suited wanker was set upon by a small group of youths and had his nose broken after challenging them..."is that the best you can do??"....no mate!!
(, Fri 4 Jun 2004, 14:45, Reply)
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