
I once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.
Thanks to golddust for the suggestion
( , Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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I bought it 6 months ago.
I'm 34.
It lives in the cupboard under the stairs.
( , Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:16, 14 replies)

I'm 45 and buy skateboard brand t-shirts. I'm not silly enough to actually buy a skateboard.
( , Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:20, closed)

The day before I went to a garden party. Hobbling around, people asked me what I'd done. "Broken my toe" I said. "How?" they asked. "Falling off my skateboard" I replied. At which point they would splutter into their champagne.
( , Thu 30 Sep 2010, 14:57, closed)

Broke my arse bone in my mid 30s after playing Tony Hawk 2 and getting a cheap board from Argos to re-live my youth.
( , Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:11, closed)

this is why i have still yet to convince myself that i need another skateboard. i'm 34 too.
maybe when my son's a year or two older i won't feel bad about buying one
( , Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:30, closed)

www.middle-age-shred.com/
Then find yourself some playmates and get that board out of the cupboard!
( , Thu 30 Sep 2010, 15:47, closed)

and sk8ing - much to the amusement of the neighborhood hoons.
Also, I ride my daughters scooter into town occasionally.
( , Mon 4 Oct 2010, 14:31, closed)

I'm 34 and have one too - mine's in the garage. It was a prize donated to my shop for a video game competition, which was never claimed.
It does have a use though, my son's learning to ride his bike, so when I wander to the local shop, I walk with him, as he peddles furiously uphill - then post newspaper and grocery shoppage, we both trundle back home again at our own pace..
( , Sat 2 Oct 2010, 8:27, closed)

but suddenly, best part of a decade later, I'm tempted to try again...
( , Mon 4 Oct 2010, 19:36, closed)
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