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I once paid a small fortune to a solicitor in a legal case. She got lost on the way to court, turned up late with the wrong papers and started an argument with the judge, who told her to "shut up, for the love of God". A stunning investment.

Thanks to golddust for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:45)
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I just got back from Munich
With a receipt for a 200 Euro pair of lederhosen in my pocket. When will I EVER wear those again?

EDIT:

(I helped save b3ta! Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:33, 16 replies)
Make an excuse
Invite friends round for a fancy dress party.
(nosefarm joke > technique, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:45, closed)
my colleague bought some for a rugby tour
The guy in the shop asked if he wanted them in pvc.

Pvc lederhosen??? That is a VERY niche fetish.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:46, closed)
POIDH

(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 8:53, closed)
kinky

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:15, closed)
Fine, fine
I'll add one once the friends I went with share them.
(I helped save b3ta! Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:33, closed)
Good work!

(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 15:53, closed)
Me personally
I'd wear them all the time around the house
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 9:16, closed)
On your head
I'll bet.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 18:08, closed)
Only if
someone's been wearing them first
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 23:50, closed)
Next year's Oktoberfest, obviously.
I came back yesterday, sans lederhosen, but with a plan to get some for next year's festive debauchery.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 10:11, closed)
hi
snakke du norsk! sort of. well my wife does, and her mum.
(I helped save b3ta! bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:23, closed)
Using up the rest of my vocabulary…
Hun er fra norge? Jeg bor i tyskland men jeg yrke i norge.

Useful, huh? Thank god they all speak english.
(I helped save b3ta! Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 17:15, closed)
GREAT photo!

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 16:54, closed)
You look young
Which means lots of fancy dress parties in the future! I've been recycling my dracula costume/cubic zirconia encrusted NY spinner neck chain/afro wig in various instances of Pimptacular dress up party glory
(lemonadegame, Tue 5 Oct 2010, 22:05, closed)
did the same in Bavaria last year (similar to yours actually)
Then I lost a whole bunch of weight.

I now look I'm wearing a flimsy leather hula-hoop.
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 6 Oct 2010, 21:36, closed)
Brilliant
If that's not an excuse to eat pies I don't know what is!
(I helped save b3ta! Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 10:06, closed)

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