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Universalpsykopath tugs our coat and says: Tell us about your feats of deduction and the little mysteries you've solved. Alternatively, tell us about the simple, everyday things that mystified you for far too long.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:52)
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How does
Richard Littlejohn get work?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:46, 15 replies)
Wafts along
on a cloud of his own farts.
(username failed moderation, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:48, closed)
Sacrificed an immigrant to Satan.

(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:57, closed)
By telling the truth.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:59, closed)
Same way I do...

There's a specific agency website:

www.giveajobtoatotalbollocksrantingwankspanner.com

There're quite a few of us on there...
(I helped save b3ta! Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:01, closed)
I actually clicked on that as well.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:43, closed)
There's a whole new QOTW there:
"Which so-called celebrities baffle you as to how they ever get work, and why?"

Jeremy Beadle
Lee Nelson
Jim Davidson*

* Oh wait, he doesn't
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:43, closed)
I don't think Jeremy Beadle is that busy these days, to be fair.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:01, closed)
Yes, yes I know that
But before he karked it, he was paid to appear on TV. Which remains a mystery.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:26, closed)
Jeremy Beadle
isn't overwhelmed with offers nowadays either.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7217383.stm
(username failed moderation, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:02, closed)
up his sleevies!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 15:53, closed)
He wrote most of the "B3TA fixes the world" QOTW from what I can see.
Maybe Jeremy Clarkson got bored after the first hundred posts and bunged him a fiver to finish it off.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 16:36, closed)
on bus

(Fridgy, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 18:00, closed)
By being a world-class publicity generator.

(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 1:10, closed)
by
slithering into this universe through the same evil mirror as Jeremy Kyle
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 9:59, closed)
Same way Thatcher got into power
there's always some stupid cnut who believes what these people say
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 8:42, closed)

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