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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us more of your wedding stories.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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I got married last year. I can totally recommend marrying a Sikh, the food was great and I got to grow a beard and arrive on a horse dressed like a Maharaja. And I got to wear a sword.
The sword is the coolest thing ever, we used it to cut the cake and now it lives under the coffee table.
When I was in the indian wedding shop looking at the swords in the cabinet I asked the man if I could look at a particular sword that caught my eye. It was magnificent, with a bronze handle shaped like a lions head and a red velvet scabbard with red swarovski crystals. He said "That sword is just for display, nobody has ever been able to take it out of its scabbard". I said I would like to see it anyway, and then easily pulled it out from the scabbard. Everyone in the shop was completely awed and amazed cos clearly I'm like the Indian King Arthur now or something. The man was so impressed that he gave me 10% off the sword and half price on the special pointy shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 0:51, 9 replies)
I bet:
After you left, he got replaced the 'display model' with another one out of the back room and chuckled to himself about the gullibility of white people.
(RebelWithoutApplause My underestimation will almost be the death of me, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:53, closed)
You married a Sikh and got to grow a beard....?
...what does your new husband think of that?
(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:55, closed)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPtkh7xB86c
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 22:14, closed)
I grew a beard, without bothering to get permission from my spouse.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 22:11, closed)
I GREW A BEARD AND I'M NOT EVEN MARRIED!!!

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 22:21, closed)
OM-FACIALHAIR-G!
Society will collapse.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 8:52, closed)

#creepingsharia
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 9:14, closed)
There's something wonderful about this
The last line put a big childish grin on my face. Clicks for you.
(I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Sat 15 Nov 2014, 21:28, closed)

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