Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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I believe that they are actually synopses of films, hilarious romcom films. (
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:20,
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There's a position available for "fuckwit troll"I can only assume this is Zuowan's application
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:44,
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... and I cannot lie ...(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:08, closed)
but you insist on so doing(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:29,
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Well, everyone knows that QTFW is "The Home Of The Whopper" Quinchy.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Nov 2014, 19:44,
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nonsense, my underwear is the home of the whopper.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 10:18,
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haha, you keep takeaways in your pantsyou've got a 'beefy botham'
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 13:01,
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oh no, I walked into that double meaning and made myself look a right twat. damn you Burger King.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 15:40,
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Those women were in the nip!(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:29, closed)
Careful now.(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:32, closed)
It's too late...I've already seen everything(
emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 10:42,
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the 8th cut of blade runner is under an hour long(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 13:03,
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YES!Never have I been happier to quote; in direct relation to the OP:
"Down with this sort of thing."
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