Weddings Part IIAttending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.
Tell us more of your wedding stories.
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chthonic, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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You're on safe ground there. There's not much chance of that happening.
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Exactlybut not for whatever reason you're inferring...
I'm not intending to enter into a contract where some skank whore can go have an affair, ask for a divorce due to "irreconcilible differences"... then take half of everything you own.
I'm also an atheist, and marriage is a religious institution, therefore irrelevant.
So no, I'd rather stay not married but with a long-term partner (she's 27, don't get any funny ideas). Works for me. Marriage is a fucking scam anyway.
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What a frank opinion you have of your partner. It sounds like you will have a long and happy relationship.
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9/10All that's missing from this post is a declaration of how much you like Stewart Lee.
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implying(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 8:23, closed)
I hope that you and your skank will be very happy together.At least until she finds out how much you hate women, anyway.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:17,
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RabidRapist is just bitter because ITV pulled his second series(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:19,
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Yes, I was thinking that(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:41, closed)
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