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Attending a wedding is like being handed a licence to act like a twat. Oh how I laughed when I sobered up and realised I'd nicked most of the plates and cutlery from the posh hotel lunch and those vague memories of stealthily exiting like a cat-burglar had in fact involved falling out of the hotel, knives and forks clattering onto the steps.

Tell us more of your wedding stories.

(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:10)
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let it go

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 9:54, 4 replies)
But I had eggs for breakfast,
and this office is quite small.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 10:11, closed)
let it go,
can't hold it back anymore...
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 10:19, closed)

Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
And since we've no place to go
Let It Go! Let It Go! Let It Go!

It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've bought some corn for popping
The lights are turned way down low
Let It Go! Let It Go! Let It Go!

When we finally kiss good night
How I'll hate going out in the storm!
But if you'll really hold me tight
All the way home I'll be warm

The fire is slowly dying
And, my dear, we're still goodbying
But as long as you love me so
Let It Go! Let It Go! Let It Go!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 11:51, closed)
Followed by Zing Went The Strings Of My Fart.

(, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 19:15, closed)

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