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I don't like being in the dark. That's why when I get up for a shit in the middle of the night, I turn the hall light off and literally sprint for the bedroom. My other half thinks I look quite ridiculous.

I also do this weird thing when I'm leaving the house at night - the living room light switch is at the end of the room nearest the front door, so I have to go and turn that on, walk back to the kitchen and turn the kitchen light off, and then turn the living room light off just as I leave the house.

And I can't effectively have a shit without having a book, or a phone with Internet access, or something to keep me occupied.
(Flap Burger hasn't really got a burger made of flaps, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:26, 6 replies)

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( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:30, closed)

^^What Dr Cuntflaps said^^
*Strokes imaginary cat while looking at Flap*
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:19, closed)

The last one
is perfectly normal.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:40, closed)

Your other half can see in the dark?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:57, closed)

Why don't you get
a little torch?
(username failed moderation, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:57, closed)

you absolute screaming fucking Mary.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:30, closed)