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David Cameron holds in his piss in order to concentrate. What weird borderline OCD shit do you do and why?

(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:17)
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I don't like being in the dark. That's why when I get up for a shit in the middle of the night, I turn the hall light off and literally sprint for the bedroom. My other half thinks I look quite ridiculous.

I also do this weird thing when I'm leaving the house at night - the living room light switch is at the end of the room nearest the front door, so I have to go and turn that on, walk back to the kitchen and turn the kitchen light off, and then turn the living room light off just as I leave the house.

And I can't effectively have a shit without having a book, or a phone with Internet access, or something to keep me occupied.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:26, 6 replies)

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:30, closed)
^^What Dr Cuntflaps said^^
*Strokes imaginary cat while looking at Flap*
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:19, closed)
The last one
is perfectly normal.
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:40, closed)
Your other half can see in the dark?

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:57, closed)
Why don't you get
a little torch?
(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:57, closed)
you absolute screaming fucking Mary.

(, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:30, closed)

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