I have a friend...
Who gets chocolate m n m's, and puts two between his thumb and fore finger and crushes them, saving the strongest one for the next 'battle' a bit like conkers.
Saving the strongest for the next pack.
He one write to the company with a three packet undefeated chocolate, asking why all m n m's can't be made this strong. With a full explanation.ad to how he found out its strength.
(lordy lordy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:25, 18 replies)

Would this "friend" be the person who famously blogged about this several years ago?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:28, closed)

No one ever got famous by blogging, Doc.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:30, closed)

If only that were true, double-m.
If only that were true.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:31, closed)

Being on ITV2 counts as fame, now?
Stop the world, I want off.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:45, closed)

Fame and being famous are such bandied about words nowadays.
My lack of TV for the last two years has made it so much easier to ignore the celebrity culture.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:49, closed)

At the risk of quoting The Simpsons:
what does your furniture face towards?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:13, closed)

That was Joey Tribbiani

( user_names_suck, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:30, closed)

Risk
Averted
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 22:07, closed)

i did. a bit.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:48, closed)

Being slightly well known on the internet
does not make you famous. Not even a little bit.

Come back when you've got yourself in the tabloids.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:11, closed)

Oi, you're talking to Belle Du Jour there.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:19, closed)

More like Bell du Quasimodo.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:31, closed)

Oh zing.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:03, closed)

i met girl with a one track mind once.
even duller in real life, sadly.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:06, closed)

ah forgive me
This friend is a paper/card model maker in a will known paper model forum, and I took him for his word. Now I feel foolish.
(lordy lordy, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:48, closed)

are you on glue?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:06, closed)

Can't make paper models without glue, shirley.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:13, closed)

I'm not sure anybody needs to forgive you.
Well ... apart from belonging to a paper model forum. You probably want to talk to your priest about that sort of deviancy.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:13, closed)