when i know
I'm going to meet a lady, whether for a meal or just a quiet drink/hardcore bonking session, I trim my pubic hair.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 5:09, 7 replies)

Tidy.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 5:54, closed)

I plait mine.
With a little red ribbon on the end.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 8:09, closed)

I sprinkle mine...
...over her food when she's not looking.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 13:04, closed)

Hahahafuckin'ell

( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:14, closed)

In McDonalds they do that for you...

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:45, closed)

This works well for me,
even if she won't have a toot on your love-flute after dinner you can still brag to your mates the next day that she "had a mouthful of my pubes last night"!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 17 Dec 2011, 22:50, closed)

considerate
makes your cock appear longer too
( I need to do this obviously)
(W3BOPLASTY, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 7:25, closed)