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David Cameron holds in his piss in order to concentrate. What weird borderline OCD shit do you do and why?

(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:17)
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It's not so much an actual ritual but
I enjoy the streets of the city, and will take most opportunities to walk somewhere instead of taking public transport or a cab.

As such, my favourite time to do this is on a wet autumnal evening, or wet spring afternoon, when the rain is hammering down, and everything looks romantic and like it's the backdrop of a cool film noir picture.

Thus I like to pop the collar of my good leather jacket, screw my trilby tight to my head, and line up suitable tunes to walk to - stuff with a good rhythm, a dark, brooding sound, and interesting incidentals - Ultravox I find good, White Lies, some New Model Army, perhaps a little Cure, and some harder-edged digidub.

Now that I've given up smoking there's no longer a permanent fag set in my paw, but it enables me to push my hands deep into my coat pockets and pull it tight around me, as I head through the people and on to my destination, invariably composing bad poetry in my head, about love lost, and opression beneath the grey skies of England.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:20, 23 replies)
Would you
shag Kylie Minogue?
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:26, closed)
Yes, definitely and enthusiastically.
Next question.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:28, closed)
No more
questions.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:28, closed)
Well?
Do I get to do it, then? Or is this for the porpoise of some fantasy you have about me shagging Kylie Minogue?
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:29, closed)
I said
no more questions!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:32, closed)
Don't you repress me you racist hippy.

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:34, closed)

Would you let Kylie do you with a strapon?
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:29, closed)
No.
As that would be gay.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:29, closed)

I'll take that as a yes
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:30, closed)
Hahahahaha

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:31, closed)
Is it more or less gay
if she gives you a reach-around?
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:35, closed)
Pretty well, yes.

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:35, closed)

Thats good one handed typing AV...
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:37, closed)
That's one word for it.

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:50, closed)

THATS A DUMB QUESTION.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:28, closed)
So,
that went well.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:20, closed)
Just like your life.

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:24, closed)
Stop.
I'll cut myself. I fucking will.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:26, closed)
Remember to do it lengthways
or it's only "a cry for help".
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:27, closed)
You are thirteen,
and one step away from gunning down your classmates.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:35, closed)
So close, so close.

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:44, closed)
Twelve?
Posting during the aftermath?
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 18:37, closed)
I
Think you may have spent too much time in shoreditch...
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 8:54, closed)

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