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David Cameron holds in his piss in order to concentrate. What weird borderline OCD shit do you do and why?

(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:17)
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'Trying to stop the seagulls eating your cheese'
is now my favourite euphemism for furious masturbation.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:51, 3 replies)
Arf!

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 18:03, closed)
I wish it was
I have rarely felt less sexy that at 4.30am in a dressing gown and boxer shorts, chasing a seagull around my tent (in the rain) in order to reclaim my sliced cheddar.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 18:18, closed)
and 'Chasing a seagull around a tent in order to reclaim my cheddar'
deserves to be a euthemism for something deeply deprived too.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 19:21, closed)
Depraved, surely?

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 8:38, closed)
It might just be me
but that's the sexiest thing I've ever heard
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:43, closed)
Now I know what sort of batter the tent was covered in.

(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 1:42, closed)

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