After eating a boiled egg
I have to stab the bottoms of them. When I was young I was told witches made boats out of them so you have to make sure they can't.

To this day I can't stand to not put holes in the bottoms of the egg shells. Cruel trick by my parents. They made me this way.
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:08, 7 replies)

All the witches I know
wouldnt fit into an eggshell.
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:44, closed)

All the witches I know
would fit into an eggshell. And there'd be room for the egg, too.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:37, closed)

2nd time
Ive heard this very odd theory on witch transport on this QOTW. Never heard it before. Why are the witches so small? And where are they going?
(technocore, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 23:45, closed)

They're not small
They're normal sized but collect the eggs by the dozen and make massive fuck off viking longboats and shit using thaaaasands of 'em!
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:31, closed)

It was something my mother tried to get me to do too, I wanted to see these tiny witches though, so I never did it. Never seen a witch either.
(Freakmandu, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:52, closed)

You're as bad as my wife.
And now she's teaching the kids to do it.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 22 Dec 2011, 3:16, closed)

Whenever I finished a boiled egg,
I would flip it over to offer to someone else, just to see the look on their faces when they cracked open an empty shell! Hilarious!

On reflection, my parents were probably just humouring me.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 8:36, closed)