LAAAAAAAAAST!!!!!!!!
Grr!
( stevierar, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:00, Reply)

It is a tradition
for me to complain about boring QOTWs. No exception here. Lets have one about scrummy ponies.
(dukefukem, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:00, Reply)

laster
:P

its my tradition, on a thurs, to read the first 20 posts on qotw, cos they're often the best. and read the best-of from last week, in case i didnt read them ALL thru the previous week :)
(5lab, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 10:59, Reply)

waiting on a thursday....
for the new qotw to be posted, thinking that being first means something other than:

a)i clearly dont have enough work to do
b)i need to get out more
c)all of the above
(inspoken, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 10:55, Reply)

Who ate them all??
Further to the Sausage posts below.... I live in West Yorkshire, near a village called Denby Dale.

This tiny village is world famous for it's 'Denby Dale Pie' festival. An annual celebration featuring pies of record breaking size and weight. In 2000 it was 12 tonnes and 40ft long!!!

Anyway, now THAT'S a tradition that brings a gravy stained smile to the faces of many a fat bastard!!..... rumour is that Rick Waller and Michelle McManus are fighting over who gets to open next years event!!!

Learn more about this tradition and our nations obesity problems at www.denbydalepie.co.uk
(thROB, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 10:27, Reply)

Shouting at train stations
When we were kids and we went to Cornwall on holiday, everytime we drove through the town/village/place Penryn and went past the train station we would have to shout "Penryn, Self drive, drive youself". Something to do with what the train people used to shout...in the olden days...when my dad was a kid...and used to go trainspotting there...twat.
(nattyplatypus Is flippin eck, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 9:51, Reply)

Shadbolt
On the North Circular is Shadbolts who make veneers. Shadbolts is great, because they have a veneer of the week - a large panel on the side of the building, say American Oak or Minty Pine. It is a tradition when driving past to say ooooooh East India Satinwood lovely!
(littlebear, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 9:47, Reply)

Sex Panther
That's genious, mate! May I carry on this grand tradition up here in Manchester?
(Banky fucking Edwards, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 9:38, Reply)

what the hell?
i live in a village near sheffield. the tradition of this particular village was that a 6ft "fake sausage" be carried through the streets on a yearly basis, eventually arriving at it's destination... a castle :S why?

i'll get photo's next time it comes around...
(lightie, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 9:33, Reply)

Everytime I go into a new hotel room
1. Eat the free biscuits
2. Check for porn on the TV
3. Got for a huge dump
4. Go to the bar

All in that order and straight away without packing
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 9:33, Reply)

Invented my own tradition
Back story: bought two melons for the price of one from a supermarket. Ate one - yum, didn't fancy the other and the best before was fast approaching.

Mate of mine moves into new house, I go to visit but I have no gift.

Brainwave! Give him the melon.

Walk in, hand it over, he looks confused and I say
'It's a tradition'

And he seemed quite happy with that. Hope it catches on.
(Sex Panther, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 9:15, Reply)

I re-write the songs
During first year at uni I started a tradition/competition of changing the words to crap songs so they included the phrase "Fisting" wherever possible

my favourite was probably "I Will Survive" with its new: "I've got all my life to live, and I've got both my fists to give, and I will fist...yes I will FIST"

Holly Valence's "Kiss" became "Fist" with appropriate hand actions at the chorus "tonight you're gona get my *fist fist* "

the Divinyls probably cracked me up most though..."I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I FIST MYSELF ooh ohh"


try it out yourself next time you hear a cheesy/crap songs at a club/pub/wedding reception
(barrythief, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 8:33, Reply)