Have managed all of the following,
EDIT: I have removed the details of this post on account of being accused (probably accurately) of being a smug twat and misinterpreting the QOTW. Sorry, try harder next time.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:45, 4 replies)

D T

You disgust me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:49, closed)

You are not alone.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:24, closed)

What's a SCAD dive?
Edit. Just found some vids it looks well cool
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:53, closed)

Sucked Cock At Depth?
( snee held his breath since, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:57, closed)

Seemed like a good idea
Raised a couple of grand for charity and ended up being the last person to jump on the day as, and I quote the organiser, "Any windier and someone's going to be very unlucky, you were as close as I want anyone to get to not making the net" Thanks, I think.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:27, closed)

I had to google it...
It does look pretty good fun...
( snee held his breath since, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:33, closed)

Definitely worth doing
if only to have people ask what the fuck it is. Does make me want to do a skydive but Mrs 5 won't let me.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:38, closed)

I did one about ten years ago, over a car park in Leeds
As I was first to go, I was strapped to the bottom of the cage before it was lifted up, with the following "jumpers" inside it. When it reached the top, the operator looked past me with a pretty convincing look of confusion, said "Hang on, where's the net?", and simultaneously released me. Fucker.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:59, closed)

I bet they love seeing peoples' faces when they do that.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:20, closed)

You forgot
Eaten a croissant whilst reading a newspaper.
(mark schmark, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:31, closed)

Come on
let's keep this realistic.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:36, closed)

3 times the national limit
210mph? Where and in what?
( Scrumper, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 18:59, closed)

Nah that was wilfully misleading,
Where I live the national spwed limit is a lot less. I would love to go that fast but my limited budget won't stretch to the right car or the massive speeding fine!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:26, closed)