Might be a bit morbid, but...
Kill a complete bastard when I'm nearly dead from old age.

If I make it to 80 or whatever 'really old' is in 60+ years, I'd love to take my plasma emitter (phase pistol/homemade crossbow)and take down the biggest cunt I can find. You'd make a lasting impression; at worst spend a few years in a maximum security old people's home having claimed dementia as a defence and hopefully got rid of a waste of oxygen.

If every really old pensioner went around capping drug dealers and Nick Griffin I'd feel rather good about the world!
(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:49, 12 replies)

You watched Harry Brown
AICMFP
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:50, closed)

Never seen it to be honest, but am vaguely aware of the plot!
(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:55, closed)

A
Sword that is disguised as a walking stick would be a good stealth weapon.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:12, closed)

Can you just imagine?
Every scummy little pack animal that seems to be intent on running around killing other scummy little pack animal whose postcode differs from it being terrified of the slow shuffling of Doris with her swordstick and complete disregard for concequences? It would be like modern hashashins... of Honda Justice, but... real
(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:29, closed)

..and..
you could be a Dutch blind Vietnam Vet, trained in ninja skills, then rescue your old buddy and family from drug manufacturers!
(Asharin Stabby stab stab, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 20:54, closed)

Drug dealers get a pretty bad rep
I've always found them to be very accomodating and pretty honest

If they weren't they wouldn't get much business
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:43, closed)

Good on you!
Doesn't stop them being a plague on the poor though. I'm taking this largely from watching 'The Wire' and crime documentaries, but it seems that crack dealers and the like basically sell false happiness to the desperate.

I'm sure people trafficers are very professional and perfectly nice to do business with as well, I'd still push one off a building if given the opportunity.
(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:00, closed)

Yeah, but a low-life crack dealer in West Baltimore is a little different to a guy who sells bags of homegrown to his mates

(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 3:22, closed)

Trouble is so many OAPs are horrible racist old bastards
They'd just go round killing whoever Richard Littlejohn told them to. His very own army of grey-haired slightly-piss-scented jihadis! The horror, the horror!
(littlesunshine licked your blinky diodes on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:12, closed)

Agreed, however
my generation (I'm under 30) have grown up with the cultural revolution of not really caring what sort of melanin you've decided to produce. I like to think that by the time I'm really old, I'll be a horrible non-racist bastard.
(ElectricSexPants would like to be the Sultan of something, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:05, closed)

I have a similar one
Drive into Area 51 as far as I can with a live broadcast camera, see how far I can get.
(jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:12, closed)

In 60+ years
80 probably won't even classify you as a pensioner.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:39, closed)