I want to
make it to 6 foot. It has been my ambition since i was 5. I am 5'11, and am 22, i fear i have stopped growing and will never acheive this.
( Glovington, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:42, 15 replies)

Lie
I have been a 6 ft (5'11" and-a-half)-er for nearly three decades now. No-one ever checks.
(dadadali has hybrid vigour, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 14:45, closed)

I'll still know deep down
that i failed.
( Glovington, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:32, closed)

Rack
You know it makes sense.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:36, closed)

just get a bit of lipo done
and inject all the fat into the heels of your feet and your scalp
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 15:52, closed)

BIG hair

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:04, closed)

Surgeons
Could do it, it involves breaking both your legs and then re-setting them in a certain way. I think the max they can give you is an inch, so perfect!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 16:47, closed)

They can do more than that
...if you're prepared to spend a year or so in traction
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 17:09, closed)

Just imagine the bed sores!!

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 15:13, closed)

Unfortunately I don't think you will make it.
Spare a thought for me though -- I'm about 5'11&1/2" and just want to be at least 6' whilst wearing footwear. Especially now I plan to live in a land of giants.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 17:42, closed)

You're going to Texas?
Don't worry - you may not be as tall as some of them, but I'll warrant your circumference, volume and BMI will be significantly less than the vast majority.

Except perhaps the other immigrants.

Queers and steers, my friend. Queers and steers.
(Large Hardon Collider Bah Bloody Humbug, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 18:26, closed)

Hehe, nope, not The Netherlands either.
But I do look a lot more short and podgy next to the Viking descendents I have met so far.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 18:36, closed)

I have been 5' and spare change since I was 10. I reassure myself that I'm exactly the same height as Admiral Nelson was. So there.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Fri 15 Oct 2010, 19:15, closed)

measure yourself in the morning
Between getting up and going to bed, my height decreases by a good inch and a half.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 0:50, closed)

Remeber what Yoda said.
"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size do you?"
(TheCastrator, Sat 16 Oct 2010, 13:33, closed)

I never made it to 6' either
Stopped short by half an inch. Thankfully, 20 years after I stopped growing, I haven't yet started to shrink.

Never mind GIrth is more important anyway.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 11:08, closed)