It might be OK if you're gay.
But as a heterosexual when I (as a teenager) managed to get my lips to touch my cock it immediately went limp because I had a cock on my lips.
If you think about it sucking your own cock is only ever going to end in tears -- you can't very well come in your own mouth either. Well, you could, but I doubt you'd enjoy it.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:24, 2 replies)

but we expect woman to do it.
Saying that, I don't fancy it either. My missus likened it to bacon rind, but more runny.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 23:55, closed)

see a doctor.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 0:39, closed)

Or drink more fluids

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:26, closed)

My doctor doesn't do that kind of thing

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:37, closed)

I don't know about you...
...but I've never expected a woman to suck her own cock.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:52, closed)

Why is it any more gay than masturbation?
Does your cock go instantly limp when you masturbate?
( shitkicker, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:32, closed)

I suppose it's the level of sensation.
When one masturbates the sensations the penis feels far outweight any thought of what is in your hand. Having a cock staring you in the face and feeling it on your lips, etc. is slightly more distracting. The thought of cum in the mouth isn't a good one either.

I am not saying "you must be gay to suck your own cock", by the way, just explaining why I found it wasn't for me.

Re above: I must be one of the few blokes who doesn't expect a woman to do it. I won't complain if she does though, obviously.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 17:34, closed)

I guess it's the whole distance thing as well
keeping it at arms length so to speak.
( shitkicker, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 20:13, closed)

Indeed.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 21:45, closed)