I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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i witnessed a crime .......... well sort of !Summer hols last year my son came over from spain to spend the 6 weeks with me, my partner Ben and number 2 son . Well we decided to take him out to kfc for a bite of fried rat mmmm , im sat on the bed waiting for the bathroom while my son is tarting himself up. Now Ben is a twunt most of the time and this day had the devil in him decided to sneek attack the kid and spray him with my perfume kid screams like a girl and runs away Ben chases and manages a few more squirts till they both end up in my room with a final squirt and a couple of further screams the whole incident is over and forgotten ....... Till 10 mins later brats and Ben are sat in the car and im locking the door up swerves a white clapped out car with a copper in the back seat , he falls out of the car tucks in his shirt and legs over to me .
Are you alright madam, me puzzled well yes i think so , so where is the girl who has been attacked me errrm i dunno, well neighbours reported an attack ........ooooooooo erm well i know what you are on about now lol the attack was my son and Ben messing about with perfume lol. Copper well hang on a min he turns and call the station cancel the armed responce unit its all a misunderstnding. Turns out the copper had to comandeer the car a few streets away the driver and wifey must have been thinking alsorts hehehe anyway after the copper took statments and questioned brat and Ben we finaly got the fried rat .
(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 19:31, 9 replies)
Blimey!That's a very long first sentence!
Quite reminiscent of Joyce. Deliberate?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 20:22,
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I think I...just witnessed a crime against the English language.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 2:30, closed)
FULL STOPS, GOD DAMN YOU...FULL STOPS!
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 12:25, closed)
eh?Do police really commandeer cars? or is that just in the movies? Always struck me as highly improbable in real life.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 16:09, closed)
Did the police invoice you for time wasted?I know I'm considering it.
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 13:12, closed)
Are you missing keys?Does the SHIFT key not work on your keyboard?
Edit it with some punctuation and I might come back and read it, until then no *clicky*
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 10:31, closed)
All I could see when reading that......was "yeah but no but yeah but..."
(, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 14:11, closed)
As if there would be armed response for a bit of noise...They tend to reserve that sort of thing for, you know, when a firearm has actually been seen/brandished.
/girlfriends Dad is one of those guys...
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 15:28,
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