Motorway madness
I spend a lot of time working on the motorways of the West Midlands. I'm one of those guys you see in a by the side of the road stylishly bedecked in hi viz yellow trousers and coat with hard hat and ear defender accessories.

Anyway, you might have noticed the occasional set of brick & concrete steps that lead from the hard shoulder up the sides of cuttings. I like to brighten up the day of fellow workers and passing motorists by descending those steps in showbiz fashion, kicking out to the side with each step and waving my hard hat aloft, shaking it cabaret style.

The minutes fly by.
( abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:04, 10 replies)

your hard hard what?
oo-er!!

/comedy abefroman typo
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:10, closed)

I have
yet to experience such entertainment.

But I only do the motorways of the south coast :(
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:11, closed)

Rswipe
Corrected, many thanks for the proof reading. Now, that will cost how many thousands of pounds?
( abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:14, closed)

*sings*
Start spreading the news.
I'm leaving today.
I want to be a part of it.
New York, New York.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:20, closed)

I'll watch out for you tomorrow then
as I hurtle south towards Rowley Regis in my trusty green Escort.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:38, closed)

Fuck yeah!
As a fellow resident of the West Midlands, we need more men like you.. *salutes*
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:15, closed)

I misread that as "president"
I think you should be president of the West Midlands.
( admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 22:42, closed)

North West
Ah, I do the North West Cumbrian motorway sections, frightening sheep and cows by urinating behind bushes.
(Mucky has squinted at the screen with one eye shut since, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 23:30, closed)

Click
Shame I'll probably never see that oop here in the wilds of Scotland.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 14 Jan 2009, 11:12, closed)

mr froman sir!
Welcome back!

*clicks*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:11, closed)