audiences
you know, the ones who talk through the gig the whole time and/or take photographs through their shitty phones.
(chocolatelemming, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:20, 9 replies)

Yes, yes
whatever. Did anyone see swamp loggers last night?
( Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:21, closed)

no, i watched the polar bear programme. it was great.
ooh, i like your jacket. where's it from?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:22, closed)

Um, not sure. I think it was from
has anyone worked out if it was Elton or David? I know Elton is a bit of a wanker, so I'm about 60/40 in favour of him.
( Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:27, closed)

I love paying for tickets to go watch audiences.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:38, closed)

SSHHHHHH.
i'm trying to talk to not pineapple anymore.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:48, closed)

I'm stealing that line for the next time some tall wanker pushes his way directly in front of me.
(Rilux might be pregnant and has bum-aids, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:02, closed)

Elf 'n' safety, innit
Back in the day, bands played TOO FUCKING LOUD for wankers to have a nice chat during the set.

Given a choice between middle-aged deafness and having to listen to cunts shout an entire conversation while I'm trying to watch a band I paid money to see ... I'd go for the deafness.


*click*
( Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:23, closed)

Tyla
A few years back I saw Tyla (ex Dogs D'Amour frontman) at the Robin 2, and he stopped halfway through a song and told 2 women to shut up!
(kitescreech still here, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:30, closed)

What about people who go to festivals and spend all their time tweeting about what a great time they're having?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:11, closed)