If I was in charge of the B3ta fatwa department, we wouldn't be hearing too much from Simply Red in the future. Who's on your musical shit list and why?
(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00)
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I was going to say Oasis, who I think have the biggest gap between their fame/renown and the quality of their music.
With the exception of Wonderwall, which was a great single, their other songs often sounded only part finished. Their second best song, Champagne Supernova had shite lyrics and an amateurish, repetitive guitar solo.
BUT for sheer, horrible shittiness - lack of musical and lyrical taste is the Canadian boy Band B4-4.
Their hit single, "Get Down" (an autotuned pop ode to cunnilingus) is addressed to a young black boy by three Jersey Shore rejects with spiked hair, orange tans, and puffy steroid faces.
Has to be seen to be believed.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=97CtEReZEaQ
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 14:44, 4 replies)
Pass the mind bleach, or possibly ordinary bleach to turn the Tango Trio back to a normal skin colour.
And I have to say they make unconvincing heterosexuals.
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 23:15, closed)
the guitar solos in Oasis songs were repetitive and amateurish.
I still maintain that they read "Play in a day" by Bert Weedon - took it literally, and somehow got extremely lucky.
I can't express in words how fucking awful Oasis are, and how much I detest them and their awful drones (it's difficult to call them songs). Words have not been invented yet.
...oh, and thanks very much for the link. Really....did you have to?
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 17:13, closed)
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