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If I was in charge of the B3ta fatwa department, we wouldn't be hearing too much from Simply Red in the future. Who's on your musical shit list and why?

(, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00)
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Whitney Fucking Houston
For being a robot-like hyper-efficient singing machine with less soul than bucket of cement and murdering a rather sweet song by Dolly Parton (which if you knew why she wrote it, would bring a tear to any eye)

Said cover version was #1 in the U.K. for 18 SODDING WEEKS!! In that time, I worked at 3 different temp jobs (a kitchen, a warehouse, a candle factory) that each met the following criteria:
1. Radio on all day.
2. Radio tuned to fucking Capital Radio
3. Impossible to be out of earshot of radio or change the station.
4. Capital playlist policy = at least 1 play per hour.

FOR 18 SODDING WEEKS! I grew to hate this song INTIMATELY. Every warble, trill and self-indulgant note of it.

Whitney, Iiiiiiiiiii-eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-iiiiiiiiiiiiii-e-i-e-i will always hate youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooo!

(Apart from when you got busted for a kilo of weed at an airport, and just walked off and went home when they left the door open. That was cool.)
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 17:03, 3 replies)
Yes, that one was a real pain
Had the same relationship with "Two princes" by the Spin Doctors. I swear that song was stalking me one summer, absolutely everywhere I went this embodiment of annoyance could be heard, either on the radio or some moron playing it on his casette player or a dj...etc...
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 17:13, closed)


(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 17:36, closed)
I think you will find
that she will always love Hue, not you.
(, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 23:17, closed)

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