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If I was in charge of the B3ta fatwa department, we wouldn't be hearing too much from Simply Red in the future. Who's on your musical shit list and why?
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00)
If I was in charge of the B3ta fatwa department, we wouldn't be hearing too much from Simply Red in the future. Who's on your musical shit list and why?
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00)
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Whitney Fucking Houston
For being a robot-like hyper-efficient singing machine with less soul than bucket of cement and murdering a rather sweet song by Dolly Parton (which if you knew why she wrote it, would bring a tear to any eye)
Said cover version was #1 in the U.K. for 18 SODDING WEEKS!! In that time, I worked at 3 different temp jobs (a kitchen, a warehouse, a candle factory) that each met the following criteria:
1. Radio on all day.
2. Radio tuned to fucking Capital Radio
3. Impossible to be out of earshot of radio or change the station.
4. Capital playlist policy = at least 1 play per hour.
FOR 18 SODDING WEEKS! I grew to hate this song INTIMATELY. Every warble, trill and self-indulgant note of it.
Whitney, Iiiiiiiiiii-eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-iiiiiiiiiiiiii-e-i-e-i will always hate youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooo!
(Apart from when you got busted for a kilo of weed at an airport, and just walked off and went home when they left the door open. That was cool.)
( , Sun 2 Jan 2011, 17:03, 3 replies)
For being a robot-like hyper-efficient singing machine with less soul than bucket of cement and murdering a rather sweet song by Dolly Parton (which if you knew why she wrote it, would bring a tear to any eye)
Said cover version was #1 in the U.K. for 18 SODDING WEEKS!! In that time, I worked at 3 different temp jobs (a kitchen, a warehouse, a candle factory) that each met the following criteria:
1. Radio on all day.
2. Radio tuned to fucking Capital Radio
3. Impossible to be out of earshot of radio or change the station.
4. Capital playlist policy = at least 1 play per hour.
FOR 18 SODDING WEEKS! I grew to hate this song INTIMATELY. Every warble, trill and self-indulgant note of it.
Whitney, Iiiiiiiiiii-eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-iiiiiiiiiiiiii-e-i-e-i will always hate youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooo!
(Apart from when you got busted for a kilo of weed at an airport, and just walked off and went home when they left the door open. That was cool.)
( , Sun 2 Jan 2011, 17:03, 3 replies)
Yes, that one was a real pain
Had the same relationship with "Two princes" by the Spin Doctors. I swear that song was stalking me one summer, absolutely everywhere I went this embodiment of annoyance could be heard, either on the radio or some moron playing it on his casette player or a dj...etc...
( , Sun 2 Jan 2011, 17:13, closed)
Had the same relationship with "Two princes" by the Spin Doctors. I swear that song was stalking me one summer, absolutely everywhere I went this embodiment of annoyance could be heard, either on the radio or some moron playing it on his casette player or a dj...etc...
( , Sun 2 Jan 2011, 17:13, closed)
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