Bryan Adams
I'm not sure if he still holds the record for the longest UK number 1 in history with everything i do. There is a lot I appreciate and respect about Canada but I wish they would lock him up for crimes against humanity.

Wet wet wet for similar reasons to B Adams, holding number 1 spot for way too long, "I feel it in my fingers, i feel it in my toes", nuff said. However in every bag of shite there is a sparkle of gold and the sparkle here was that people got so sick of that song they never brought another wet record....Nice.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 10:49, 10 replies)

"I feel it in my fingers, i feel it in my toes",
That'll be the frostbite kicking in when I get my opportunity to have them deported to a Siberian gulag.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:48, closed)

Haha!
Next line -

Death is all around me and it always snows.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:19, closed)

I feel a thread coming on [fetches lyrics off t'interweb].
Will get back to you.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:33, closed)

Frostbitten in the wind,
It's everywhere, this snow
I'm looking for my glove and
It's dropped fifty below
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:50, closed)

haha!
I think we may have a start for the next Chrismas number one!!! It's only six verses and no chorus my little nephews could of written the full version, ill come up with the next one -

www.elyrics.net/read/w/wet-wet-wet-lyrics/love-is-all-around-lyrics.html
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:58, closed)

You
know I Love poo

I always will

My minds made up

So come and cop a feel

There's no beggining to this shit song

And they'll be no end

You'll learn to come and hate us

on that you can depend (oh yeah baby yeah you will)
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:27, closed)

I'm desperate for a whore see
Alive or even dead
I'm just not very picky
Only eager for some head

He gave syphilis to me and
I just can't seem to rid
Myself of those diseases from that strange
Ukrainian kid, oh oh ooooooooh!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:14, closed)

Barbed wire on my pillow
Armed guards on every wall
A Muscovite just punched me
In a freezing dinner hall.

He shivved me with his razor
And muttered Russian words
Of being guilty of a
Crime against our universe

I wish I'd never bothered
To sing that song you see
You know the one by
That bloke called Reg Presley.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:06, closed)

Bryan Adams once bought a pub just so he could close it down.
Apparently the regulars made too much noise. If this is true he is a cunt of the first order.
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:29, closed)

Couldn't find much except a yahoo talking about it.
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071107001331AABe0e7

So could of happened.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:05, closed)