The worst thing about Simon Cowell
(and there's a sentence that has legs) is that he apparently doesn't have ANY of the music that he produces in his own, personal music collection.

If you're creating music that you don't actually like, you have sucked satan's cock and are doomed to spend eternity swallowing his burning black jism.

That is all.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:33, 2 replies)

He's probably an atheist, and doesn't think he's doomed to spend eternity doing anything.
And to boot, he's so wealthy he can afford as many rent boys as he likes.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 10:55, closed)

I'm an athiest too
-- it was a Bill Hicks reference.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:03, closed)

Ah, of course.
He was an atheist too. He obviously wasn't very good at being an atheist though.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:06, closed)

Actually, he claimed to be a believer
That is, he believed in a God which was at least related to the Christian one. He despised organised religion and religious bigotry, and was also fascinated by spirituality of all kinds.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:49, closed)

I'd like black jism
then I could pretend to be a startled octopus
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 11:49, closed)