
If I was in charge of the B3ta fatwa department, we wouldn't be hearing too much from Simply Red in the future. Who's on your musical shit list and why?
( , Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:00)
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A great, inventive pop guitarist, solid rhythm section brown showered over by a bloke who really should get some sunshine, red meat and that shit out of his hair wanking on about daffodills and how rubbish living in Manchester is.
( , Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:04, 12 replies)

have asked me if I like The Smiths. And I don't know why.
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Slightly too slim, vaguely effete haircut, affecting a disdain for fun stuff and pretending to be bisexual to impress girls.
( , Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:14, closed)

in much the same way that I don't mind Westlife. For some reason, this seems to be more offensive to Smiths fans than saying I loathe them.
( , Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:31, closed)

a Smiths fan can feel utterly superior because you're clearly a philistine. If you don't mind them then they can't really lecture you or despise you and it's all very disappointing.
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Fantastic musically, some really upbeat stuff, really rather talented. Then Morrissey starts singing and you want to kill yourself.
It's like seeing a kitten having its eyes pecked out by crows on a warm summers' day in a meadow.
( , Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:07, closed)

"The John Major of pop singers."
( , Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:15, closed)
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