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Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.

Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.

(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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Milky
For years while working for the Underground I was known as Milky, short for "Milky Bar Kid". This is because I am blonde and wear glasses.

There are still people who I meet that I used to work with that only know me by the name Milky and never learned my real name.

I'm thirty six.

EDIT: Thinking back, I actually remember one of my co-workers referring to me as that while explaining an assault to the police.

Scary Dave "Yeah, he's come up the stairs, run through the barrier, then smacked Milky over the head with a bottle".
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:49, Reply)

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