Everyone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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i call my dad page 3 because he has
huge man tits and if he didn't look like
uncle fester from the adams family
he'd be the perfect page 3 model.
other nicknames for my dad include:
lard of the dance
michael fatly
(he's good at dance mat games)
uncle fester
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 17:16, Reply)
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