The joys.
Several nicknames, some plain crap and some unexplainable:

Current nickname is "G-Man" or just "G" - Names Garry Gilmour so pretty easy to figure out.

Milky Bar Kid - blonde hair and glasses at primary school, go figure.

Tooshie or Toosh-nah - I dont know the reasons for this but it stuck for the majority of my teenage years.

Sad-Sack - Apparently I looked like Sadsack from the Raggydolls when I was a teenager - fuck knows if that's true or not?!

Bungle - I also look like Bungle from Rainbow. This is more believable. The friend who made it up...

Haddock - His surname, we didn't need a nickname for him, his surname was good enough.

Other friends:

Keith Williamson: had many a nickname. Most of them revolved around his large nose.

Baguette - based on his conk

Bagel - I'm not sure why 'bagel' but again, the nose

Tomato Beak or Whisky Beak - his red nose

G Gibson or "Gibbo":

The Romanian Jew - Well, he did look like a Romanian jew.

Razor Gibby - Gibbo was a small boy, very small indeed. He did, however, have grade A Short-man syndrome and thought he could have anyone.

Sofa Shagger - once when a group of us were on E, Gibbo was lying face down on the sofa in gouch mode, as you do. It took us a while to notice that, in his loved up state, he was slowly thrusting his pelvis and clothes shagging the sofa - good times

Flake - He was constantly scratching his shaven head and it produced a scary amount of flaking. eugh.

R Hoolahan:

Hooly - self explanitory

Hamster Hoop - Hooly is the biggest tight arse on earth. He gained this nickname because he once charged his new girlfiend at the time 70 pence for super noodles on toast. HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND!!! they didn't last long...

Gopher ass - Hooly once mooned a group of us in broad daylight. We were not prepared for the amount of hair that guy had on his ass. It looked like he had a gopher living in his anus.



Random people from School our group nicknamed

Keiran - Hoggle, from Labyrinth, because of his Hoggle like features

Adele B - "Scratch and Sniff" She could often be caugh scratching her minge and "discretely" raising her hand to her nose for a whiff. Fucking Yeti.

Apologies but Lenght seems much more than normal, shaving it does work!
( Bongmaster Is a Junglist Soldier., Thu 18 May 2006, 17:27, Reply)