Worst Nicknames EverEveryone wants a cool nickname like "Ace", "Boss", or "Iron". Kids being kids, that's not what we get - the kid with polio gets called Johnny Spazm, your Ginger Fuhrer was called Rob Man-you-smell and your question master was "Tommy" Trinder despite him being dead for years.
Tell us the worst you've heard and the stories behind them.
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chthonic, Thu 18 May 2006, 15:45)
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"what is the length of the average erect penis?"there was a kid in my year at school called steven hinchley, and to put it simply, he should have been aborted.
in one sex education lesson, we did a quiz to see how much we knew about the subject, and one particular question was "what is the length of the average erect penis?" when the teacher asked around afterwards, he put his hand up and gave the response "4 inches?"
from that moment on he was known as steven four inchley
(, Thu 18 May 2006, 20:09, Reply)
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